the old black rum has a hold on me..

Hilarious texts arrived 10clock Friday night from Aric:

01/02:Dear morgan. I know how much you love drunken emails but im in bed so its a drunken text! I like a you.I was into the cuban rum tonight, you would be so proud. Come home please and thanks because I miss you and want you to come home and bake me
02/02: things. You still owe me a apple crisp from christmas. Want to redeem right now. Please come home. Love, your intoxicated brother. I hope this finds you well and cruncked!

4 texts long. I was having a nap at the time, huge headache from work. Made my night